Musical Toilets

Our home renovations are nearing completion.  The third floor is now a master bedroom suite with full bath.  The closets are almost done; the floors are almost in; the work is almost done.  However, this week the plumbers put a new toilet on the first floor that was meant for the second floor.  So today they played musical toilets and swapped them out.  The first floor half-bath is a renovated broom closet and is so small and narrow, that one generally needs to back into it should one need to sit.  The new toilet was much too large and meant for the existing full bath on the second floor.  The toilet that left was gracefully placed on our lawn overnight, thus proclaiming to the entire neighborhood that only best White Trash people live here.